Msn names, msn nicknames, msn nicks.

(Name) Is A Couple Of Watts Short Of A Light Bulb
Girls Go To College To Get More Knowledge, Boys Go To Jupiter To Get Stupider!
Girls Your Kinda Like Vitamin C, Because You Make My Bone Get Hard!
Give A Mouse A Cookie, He’ll Want A Glass Of Milk!
Give Me A Kiss, Give Me The World, Give Me Your Love And I’ll Be Your Girl. Give Me A Smile, Give Me Your Time, Give Me Your Love And I’ll Give You Mine!
Give Me A Vodka On The Rocks…Hold The Vodka, Im A Designated Driver…Hum…Give Me A Glass Of Ice And That’d Be Nice!

You Can Say When You Hold Be You Don’t Want To Hold Me A Little Tighter!
You Can Say You Love Me But Until You Prove It Your Words Mean Nothing To Me!
You Can Take It Just Don’t Brake It Or My World Will Fall Apart!
You Cant Loose Something You Never Had!
You Changed My World With Just Smile, You Took My Heart With Just One Kiss!
You Don’t See Me, And You Don’t Need Me, You Don’t Love Me The Way I Wish You Could, The Way I Wish You Would…The Way I Know You Could!
You Don’t Get A Second Chance To Make A First Impression!

Never Wish On A Star More Than Once ’cause Your Luck Always Runs Out!
Next Time You Think You’re Perfect, Try Walking On Water!
Nice Pants, Can I Test The Zipper?
Nice Perfume…Why Marinate In It?
Until The Stars In The Sky Don’t Shine…(Name) Will Forever Be Mine!
Until The Water Can’t Be Boiled…I Will Always Be Very Spoiled!
Virginity Is Like A Balloon, 1 Prick And It’s Gone!

Guys Are Like Piano’s…What You Get Out Of Them Depends On How You Play Them!
Guys Are Like Puppies…They’re Cute And Playful Until They Become Dogs!
Guys Are Like Rollercoasters…They Either Make You Sick Or They Give You The Time Of Your Life!
Guys Are Like Roses…Watch Out For The Pricks!
Guys Are Like Slinkies…It’s Always Fun To Watch Them Fall Down The Stairs!
How Come You Have Enough Time To Go Out And Make Other People Fall In Love With You, But You Don’t Have Enough Time To Pay Attention To The One Who Already Does!

Boys Are Like Kleenex…Soft, Strong And Disposable
Boys Say It’s Great, Boys Say It’s Fine 9 Months Later They Say It’s Not Mine!
Boys Say Your Ugly, Boys Say Your Dirt, Boys Say All These Things And Expect Them Not To Hurt So Next Time You Say It Remember How We Feel, To You It May Be A Joke But To Us It’s A Big Deal!
Boys Are Sexy And I Think There Fine, I’ll Be The 6 And You Be The 9!
Boys…Everyone Needs One…Or Two…Or Maybe Three…Ok Ten!
Bulls, Are Not The Only Things Cowboy Ride When Im Around!
Called Each Other Names, But We Never Noticed Our Frendship Went Down In Flames, I Didn’t Know What Was Going On, Next Thing I Knew, You Were Gone!

A Girls Gotta Do What A Girls Gotta Do But A Boys Gotta Do What A Girl Wants Him To Do…
A Good Girl Is Hard To Find A Bad Girl Is Hard To Resist
A Heart Is Not A Play Thing A Heart Is Not A Toy But If You Want It Broken…Just Give It To A Boy!
A Kiss Blown Is A Kiss Wasted Cause A Kiss Aint A Kiss Until It’s Tasted
A Kiss Is Jusr A Kiss Til You Find The One You Love, A Hug Is Just A Hug Til It’s The One Your Thinking Of A Dream Is Juat A Dream Til You Make It Come True, Love Is Just A Word Til it’s Proven To You!

A Day Without Light Is…Like…Well….Humm…Night!
A Dream Is A Wish Made When You Are Fast Asleep
A Fly Cant Bird……But A Bird Can Fly.…Think About It!
A Friend Is One Who Knows Us But, Loves Us Anyway!
A Friend Is Someone That Sees You Cry…A True Friend Has A Soggy Shoulder From It
A Good Friend Will Bail You Out Of Jail But A Best Friend Will Be There With You Saying, “Damn That Was Fun!”
A Girl And A Guy Can Be Just Friends, But At One Point Or Another They Will Fall For Each Other…Maybe Temporarily, Maybe At The Wrong Time, Maybe Too Late, Or Maybe Forever.

Lost until the eternal sleep comes…
I’ve got a scar that reminds me to breathe.
Suicide is just one person escaping the world without even getting back at the people that made them kill themselves.
I’d rather bleed with cuts of love then live without any scars.
I’m gonna smile like nothing’s wrong, talk like everything’s perfect, act like it’s just a dream, and pretend he’s not hurting me.
Life is not a movie. Good guys lose. Everybody lies. And love does not conquer all.
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Depression, is only the cry of a hurting soul, but no one wants to show it
When ur depressed ur not just hurting yourself, your hurting the people around u.
Depression… a fancy word to say that ur dying inside.

I walk through fire, I walk through waves, darkness is overwhelming with hate and pain.
The closer we are to the soul, the further we are from perfection. Why settle for honesty when you can breathe a perfect lie?
Early morning moments, A glimpse of joy, But it’s soon over and I return to dust…
You can’t kill me.. I’m already dead
There are no tears, No feeling of guilt, Nowhere to channel the anger, Nowhere to leave the pain.
My strength is hatred, torment, and pain!
Pain and suffering… to the very end.
When will this miserable life end?
Dying seems less sad than having lived too little.
I’m such a mistake, and I’m longing to not exist…

Competitoon Is Nada…There Aint Nobody Hotta!
Computers: A Really Hot One…Oops…My Fault…That’s My Reflection!
Computers: Hmm…Well, It Freezes Up On me, it Plays Games With Me And I Can Turn It On With A Push Of A Button…Yeah Pretty Much Call It A Guy!
Condoms Arn’t Completely Safe…A Friend Of Mine Was Wearing One And Got Hit By A Bus!
Curiosity Killed The Cat But The Monkey Gets Away With Murder!
Cross Your Heart And Hope To Die, That Clothes And Make Up, Boys And Lies Forever Dare Til The End Definition Of A True Best Friend!
Cross Your Heart And Hope To Die, I’ll Kiss A Boy And Make Him Cry!
Cry Your Heart Out, Let It All Go Cause Remember After Every Tear Comes A Rainbow!