Msn names, msn nicknames, msn nicks.

Competitoon Is Nada…There Aint Nobody Hotta!
Computers: A Really Hot One…Oops…My Fault…That’s My Reflection!
Computers: Hmm…Well, It Freezes Up On me, it Plays Games With Me And I Can Turn It On With A Push Of A Button…Yeah Pretty Much Call It A Guy!
Condoms Arn’t Completely Safe…A Friend Of Mine Was Wearing One And Got Hit By A Bus!
Curiosity Killed The Cat But The Monkey Gets Away With Murder!
Cross Your Heart And Hope To Die, That Clothes And Make Up, Boys And Lies Forever Dare Til The End Definition Of A True Best Friend!
Cross Your Heart And Hope To Die, I’ll Kiss A Boy And Make Him Cry!
Cry Your Heart Out, Let It All Go Cause Remember After Every Tear Comes A Rainbow!

Got To Go…Love Ya Tough!
Grab A Knife Take You Life, So Pay The Toll And Achieve Your Goals To Be Free Is All I Want To Be!
Guess Who I Saw Today?…Everyone I Looked At!
Guys Act Like Dicks To Make Up For What They Don’t Have!
Guys Are Just Here To Mess With Our Heads And Screw Us Over

God Made Elks, God Made Deers, God Made NSYNC A Bunch Of Queers!
God Made Men A Penis And A Brain, But Not Enough Blood To Supply To Run Both At Once!
God Made Mountains, God Made Trees, God Made (Name), But We All Make Mistakes!
God Made Mud, God Made Dirt, God Made Guys So Girls Could Flirt!
God Made The Land, God Made The Sea, God Needed A Princess So He Made Me!
God Made The Wind Blow, God Made The Sun Shine, But How The Hell Did He Make You So Fine!
God Make Coke, God Made Pepsi God Made Some Girls Way To Sexy!
Good Looking Girls Are Hard To Find, That’s Why You Don’t See Me Too Often!
Good Made Man First…Woman Was Just An Afterthought!

Give Me This, Give Me That, I Guess Im A Spoiled Brat Buy Me Rubys, Buy Me Pearl, I Love Being Daddy’s Little Girl!
Give Me, Give Me, Give Me The Time Of My Life…Show Me, Show Me, Show Me What Loving Is Like, Give Me, Give Me, Give me The Time Of My Life, So Right, So Right, And Then PPOOUUFF!…I Am Yours!
Go Ahead Cry A River And I Will Build You A Bridge To Get Over It!
Go Away…I Have Enough Friends All Ready!
Go Find A Straw Because You Suck!
Go Get A Life…But Don’t Go Where (Name) Went It Was A Rip Off!
God Created Men First, Cause You Always Make A Rough Drafy Before The Masterpiece!
God Made Beer, God Made Wine, God Made My Man So Damn Fine!
God Made Butter, God Made Cheese, God Made Me For You To Please!

Girls Are So Complexe, They Confuse Themselves!
Girls Cheat But We Never Get Caught!
Girls Don’t Flaunt It Cause I Don’t Want It!
Girls Go To College To Get More Knowledge, Boys Go To Jupiter To Get Stupider!
Girls Your Kinda Like Vitamin C, Because You Make My Bone Get Hard!
Give A Mouse A Cookie, He’ll Want A Glass Of Milk!
Give Me A Kiss, Give Me The World, Give Me Your Love And I’ll Be Your Girl. Give Me A Smile, Give Me Your Time, Give Me Your Love And I’ll Give You Mine!
Give Me A Vodka On The Rocks…Hold The Vodka, Im A Designated Driver…Hum…Give Me A Glass Of Ice And That’d Be Nice!

Geeks Are Like Dog’s…They’ll Drool All Over You!
Geez…Today Was A Total Waste Of Makeup!
Girl, I Got More Games Than A Playstation!
Girls Are Better Than Boys, We All Know It, Boys Try To Hard, But Still Don’t Show It!
Girls Are Like Fireworks There Kiss Lights Up The Night There Hugs Make Ecrything Bright When They Get Mad They Explode When They Are Happy They Make Everything Glow!
Girls Are Like Phone, We Like To Be Held And Talked To…But If You Press The Wrong Button You’ll Be Disconnected!

When You Need Me, I’ll Lie For You…You Know This Girl Right Here Would Die For You!
When Your Ex Gets Over You In A Bling You Know It Was Right To Dump Him And Say Buh Bye!
Wo Wo Wo Wo The Police Are Coming Cause Your So Stupid!
Women Driver…No Survivor!
Would You Catch Me If I Fall Would You Even Notice Me At All?
X And O’s Diamonds And Toes This Little Cutie Has Brand Name Clothes!

When It Hurts To Look Back And Your Scared To Look Ahead…Look Beside You…I’ll Be There!
When Life Gives You Hot Guys…Dates Them!
When One Door Closes, Another Opens…Sometimes We Spend So Much Time Looking At The Closed Ones We Don’t See The Ones That Oppened!
When Times Get Hard…All I Do Is Close My Eyes And Think Of You!
When You Fall Into Love Be Prepared For The Other Person To Fall Out…Most Relationship Don’t Last A Lifetime!
When You Finally Find The Perfect Guy You Think To Yourself Why Isnt He Taken?
When You Judge Others You Don’t Define Them You Define Yourself!

What’s The Difference Between Boy Soccer And Girl’s Soccer?…Oh Yeah…Girls Make It Look Better!
What’s Your Name? Or Don’t Angels Have Name?
When A Girl Loves A Guy The Sweetest Thing In The World Is To Hear Him Admit He Treasures Her!
When A Man Steals Your Wife There Is No Better Revange Than To Let Him Keep Her!
When God Made Me He Was Just Showing Off!
When I Die…I Wanna Be Bured Upside Down So The Whole World Can Kiss My Ass!
When I Walk Into A Room All The Guys Look In My Direction…But Can I Blame Them Im Pure Perfection!
When I Was Younger I Played With Toys Now That Im Older I Play With Boys!
When Im Not In My Right Mind, My Left Mind Gets Pretty Crowded!
When In Love Be Fair And Honest Even When It Hurts!

Let the World Roll Along…I’ll Catch Up Later
Let them Notice You, Not You Notice Them!
Roses Are Red And Violets Are Blue, Just Give It Up Cause You Won’t Get Me In Bed!
Roses are Red, Leaves are Green, Kiss My Ass ’cause I’m the Queen!
Roses are Red, Lemons are Sour, Open Your Legs and I’ll Show You Some Power
Roses are Red, Violets are Black, If You don’t Love me, Then I’ll Give You a Smack!
Roses are Red, Violets are Blue but You make Me See All Kinds of Colour
What Lies Before Us And What Lies Behind Us Are Tiny Matters To What Lies Between Us!
What You See Is Never What You Get!
What You See Is What You Get So Drool On, Dream On, Move On!
What You See Is What You Get So Make Your Move You Wont Regret!
Whats Starts With An F And Ends With A UCK?…Fire Truck!