Msn names, msn nicknames, msn nicks.

Why do our noses run and our feet smell?!?!
Those are my principles. If you don’t like them… I have others.
You may be only young once, but you can be immature forever!
I couldn’t fix your brakes, so I made your horn louder!
Hate: A special kind of love given to people who suck
Damn right I’m good in bed i can sleep for hours!
God made elfs God made deers God made u such a queer
I tought u were crazy, now i c ur nuts!
DINNER IS READY WHEN THE SMOKE ALARM GOES OFF!
I’m telling you ociffer, I’m not drunk!
Dain Bramaged.
Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.
I love cats…they taste just like chicken
Reality: An illusion due to lack of alcohol.
Silence is Golden.. But Shouting IS fun!
It Worries Me How Dumb You Are
Cute But Psycho…
I hope life isn’t a joke, because I don’t get it!
Life is hilariously cruel A verbal contract isn’t worth the paper it’s written on
Yes, that sequence of words I just said made perfect sense
When I want your opinion, I’ll beat it out of you
Dig a lil hole Planet a lil seed Grow a lil tree Smoke a lil weed

Save a Surfboard, Ride a Surfer…
Save an animal, Eat a Vegetarian!
Save Santa a Trip…Be Naughty With Me!
Save the Skateboard, Ride the Skater
What Came First…The Chicken Or The Egg?
What Happens If You Get Scared Half To Death Twice?
What Lies Before Us And What Lies Behind Us Are Tiny Matters To What Lies Between Us!
What You See Is Never What You Get!
What You See Is What You Get So Drool On, Dream On, Move On!

Never Wish On A Star More Than Once ’cause Your Luck Always Runs Out!
Next Time You Think You’re Perfect, Try Walking On Water!
Nice Pants, Can I Test The Zipper?
Nice Perfume…Why Marinate In It?
Until The Stars In The Sky Don’t Shine…(Name) Will Forever Be Mine!
Until The Water Can’t Be Boiled…I Will Always Be Very Spoiled!
Virginity Is Like A Balloon, 1 Prick And It’s Gone!

Name) Is My Godess, (Name) Is My Queen, (Name) Is The Prettiest Princess I’ve Ever Seen…
(Name) Is The Best, (Name) Is My Hunny All I Need Is Love, Dont Care Bout The Money
(Name) You’ve Changed! You’ve Gone From Hott To HOTTER!
(Name), (Name) 2 Differnet Girls With 2 Different Faces 2 People In My Heart With 2
Girls Are Like Phone, We Like To Be Held And Talked To…But If You Press The Wrong Button You’ll Be Disconnected!
Girls Are So Complexe, They Confuse Themselves!
Girls Cheat But We Never Get Caught!
Girls Don’t Flaunt It Cause I Don’t Want It!

A smack round the face and a slit on my wrists… everyday ends like this…
I live a life of misery and hate, I dream of being loved and safe.
I’m so sick of my heart leading me places where there can be no a happy ending
I’d rather chew on broken glass than keep on living…
I’m not going to change who I am for other people.
One should forgive one’s enemies, but not before they are hanged.
When will people understand that words can cut as sharply as any blade, and that those cuts leave scars upon our souls

Competitoon Is Nada…There Aint Nobody Hotta!
Computers: A Really Hot One…Oops…My Fault…That’s My Reflection!
Computers: Hmm…Well, It Freezes Up On me, it Plays Games With Me And I Can Turn It On With A Push Of A Button…Yeah Pretty Much Call It A Guy!
Condoms Arn’t Completely Safe…A Friend Of Mine Was Wearing One And Got Hit By A Bus!
Curiosity Killed The Cat But The Monkey Gets Away With Murder!
Cross Your Heart And Hope To Die, That Clothes And Make Up, Boys And Lies Forever Dare Til The End Definition Of A True Best Friend!
Cross Your Heart And Hope To Die, I’ll Kiss A Boy And Make Him Cry!
Cry Your Heart Out, Let It All Go Cause Remember After Every Tear Comes A Rainbow!