Msn names, msn nicknames, msn nicks.

He’s lookin so fine, he’s gonna be mine
I Am Laughing At Your Display Picture
I’m cool, I’m hot….I’m everything you’re not
If you hate me, I love you too. It ain’t my fault I’m better than you
Your Hairs Are On Fire.Go Call Fire Dept.
Im like a parking ticket, I have ‘FINE’ written all over me!
Sometimes I wish I were you, just so I could be friends with me
If you think I’m a bitch, you should see my mom
Take my advice…I don’t need it anyways
Fat people are harder to kidnap
What a shame…looks like the ugly fairy kissed you on both cheeks!
If you want breakfast in bed…sleep in your kitchen!
24 beers in a case, 24 hours in a day… coincidence? I think not!
Your village just called… they want their idiot back!
Save Water, Drink Beer
God Made Men First, Then He Had A Better Idea.
Some Mistakes Are Too Funny To Only Make Once
What happens if u get scared half to death twice?
If Barbie is soo popular…how come you have to buy her friends?
I’m Blonde…what’s your excuse?

Never Wish On A Star More Than Once ’cause Your Luck Always Runs Out!
Next Time You Think You’re Perfect, Try Walking On Water!
Nice Pants, Can I Test The Zipper?
Nice Perfume…Why Marinate In It?
Until The Stars In The Sky Don’t Shine…(Name) Will Forever Be Mine!
Until The Water Can’t Be Boiled…I Will Always Be Very Spoiled!
Virginity Is Like A Balloon, 1 Prick And It’s Gone!

Me and My Boy Broke Up ’cause of Religion, He thought He Was God and I didn’t
Me, You, Whipped Cream, Handcuffs! No Questions?
Meaner Than The Devil, Colder Than Ice, I’m Describing a Boy That’s Not Very Nice
Meeting You Was Faith, Becoming You’re Friend Was a Choice, but Falling In Love With You was Beyond My Control
Men are Kings, Kings are Rulers, Rulers and 30 cm Long Still Think You’re a Man?
Men are Not Pigs…Pigs are Cute, Conciderate and Caring
Men Have Only Two Faults…All They Say and All They Do!

Got To Go…Love Ya Tough!
Grab A Knife Take You Life, So Pay The Toll And Achieve Your Goals To Be Free Is All I Want To Be!
Guess Who I Saw Today?…Everyone I Looked At!
Guys Act Like Dicks To Make Up For What They Don’t Have!
Guys Are Just Here To Mess With Our Heads And Screw Us Over

God Made Elks, God Made Deers, God Made NSYNC A Bunch Of Queers!
God Made Men A Penis And A Brain, But Not Enough Blood To Supply To Run Both At Once!
God Made Mountains, God Made Trees, God Made (Name), But We All Make Mistakes!
God Made Mud, God Made Dirt, God Made Guys So Girls Could Flirt!
God Made The Land, God Made The Sea, God Needed A Princess So He Made Me!
God Made The Wind Blow, God Made The Sun Shine, But How The Hell Did He Make You So Fine!
God Make Coke, God Made Pepsi God Made Some Girls Way To Sexy!
Good Looking Girls Are Hard To Find, That’s Why You Don’t See Me Too Often!
Good Made Man First…Woman Was Just An Afterthought!

Give Me This, Give Me That, I Guess Im A Spoiled Brat Buy Me Rubys, Buy Me Pearl, I Love Being Daddy’s Little Girl!
Give Me, Give Me, Give Me The Time Of My Life…Show Me, Show Me, Show Me What Loving Is Like, Give Me, Give Me, Give me The Time Of My Life, So Right, So Right, And Then PPOOUUFF!…I Am Yours!
Go Ahead Cry A River And I Will Build You A Bridge To Get Over It!
Go Away…I Have Enough Friends All Ready!
Go Find A Straw Because You Suck!
Go Get A Life…But Don’t Go Where (Name) Went It Was A Rip Off!
God Created Men First, Cause You Always Make A Rough Drafy Before The Masterpiece!
God Made Beer, God Made Wine, God Made My Man So Damn Fine!
God Made Butter, God Made Cheese, God Made Me For You To Please!

Girls Are So Complexe, They Confuse Themselves!
Girls Cheat But We Never Get Caught!
Girls Don’t Flaunt It Cause I Don’t Want It!
Girls Go To College To Get More Knowledge, Boys Go To Jupiter To Get Stupider!
Girls Your Kinda Like Vitamin C, Because You Make My Bone Get Hard!
Give A Mouse A Cookie, He’ll Want A Glass Of Milk!
Give Me A Kiss, Give Me The World, Give Me Your Love And I’ll Be Your Girl. Give Me A Smile, Give Me Your Time, Give Me Your Love And I’ll Give You Mine!
Give Me A Vodka On The Rocks…Hold The Vodka, Im A Designated Driver…Hum…Give Me A Glass Of Ice And That’d Be Nice!

Geeks Are Like Dog’s…They’ll Drool All Over You!
Geez…Today Was A Total Waste Of Makeup!
Girl, I Got More Games Than A Playstation!
Girls Are Better Than Boys, We All Know It, Boys Try To Hard, But Still Don’t Show It!
Girls Are Like Fireworks There Kiss Lights Up The Night There Hugs Make Ecrything Bright When They Get Mad They Explode When They Are Happy They Make Everything Glow!
Girls Are Like Phone, We Like To Be Held And Talked To…But If You Press The Wrong Button You’ll Be Disconnected!

When You Need Me, I’ll Lie For You…You Know This Girl Right Here Would Die For You!
When Your Ex Gets Over You In A Bling You Know It Was Right To Dump Him And Say Buh Bye!
Wo Wo Wo Wo The Police Are Coming Cause Your So Stupid!
Women Driver…No Survivor!
Would You Catch Me If I Fall Would You Even Notice Me At All?
X And O’s Diamonds And Toes This Little Cutie Has Brand Name Clothes!

When It Hurts To Look Back And Your Scared To Look Ahead…Look Beside You…I’ll Be There!
When Life Gives You Hot Guys…Dates Them!
When One Door Closes, Another Opens…Sometimes We Spend So Much Time Looking At The Closed Ones We Don’t See The Ones That Oppened!
When Times Get Hard…All I Do Is Close My Eyes And Think Of You!
When You Fall Into Love Be Prepared For The Other Person To Fall Out…Most Relationship Don’t Last A Lifetime!
When You Finally Find The Perfect Guy You Think To Yourself Why Isnt He Taken?
When You Judge Others You Don’t Define Them You Define Yourself!