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I’d explain it to you, but your brain would explode
CATS HAVE NINE LIVES PEOPLE HAVE 1 MESS WITH (YOUR NAME) AND U’LL HAVE NONE!!!
Just because you’re stupid doesn’t mean I’m lying
Excuse me, but I think my karma just ran over your dogma
You smell like the splashboard of an Indian urinal during mango season
I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception
Welcome to loserville. Population: you
It’s people like you who give scum a bad name
I’ve had fun before. This isn’t it
Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend/girlfriend thinks so
I dream about a monster, about you!
Your village called, their idiot is missing
Girls/Guys are like lava lamps: good to look at, but not very bright
I’d smack you but shit splatters!

There are no strangers, only friends you haven’t met yet
If you tell someone you like people, they can’t resist liking you back
He/She who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, who has one enemy will meet him everywhere
Misfortune shows those who are not really friends
Nothing changes your opinion of a friend so surely as success - yours or his
True friendship is a plant of slow growth
A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute
Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods
A friend who turns into a enemy has never been a friend
A faithful friend is the medicine of life
Friendship needs no words….
The best personal mirror is the opinion of a friend
Nobody like me, so I always have 1 friend
Two are better than one
A true friend tells you your faults in private

Don’t lead me to temptation… I can find it by myself
A good lawyer knows the law, a great lawyer knows the judge
The best way to get over someone is to get under someone else
Bad Spellers Untie!
You must master your joystick, as a fisherman masters bait
Those who know do not say, those who say do not know
The road to success is always under construction
I’m looking forward to regretting this
‘Pessimist’ is a word used by optimists to describe someone who sees the world for what it really is
Alcohol releases the inner retard in all of us…

He’s lookin so fine, he’s gonna be mine
I Am Laughing At Your Display Picture
I’m cool, I’m hot….I’m everything you’re not
If you hate me, I love you too. It ain’t my fault I’m better than you
Your Hairs Are On Fire.Go Call Fire Dept.
Im like a parking ticket, I have ‘FINE’ written all over me!
Sometimes I wish I were you, just so I could be friends with me
If you think I’m a bitch, you should see my mom
Take my advice…I don’t need it anyways
Fat people are harder to kidnap
What a shame…looks like the ugly fairy kissed you on both cheeks!
If you want breakfast in bed…sleep in your kitchen!
24 beers in a case, 24 hours in a day… coincidence? I think not!
Your village just called… they want their idiot back!
Save Water, Drink Beer
God Made Men First, Then He Had A Better Idea.
Some Mistakes Are Too Funny To Only Make Once
What happens if u get scared half to death twice?
If Barbie is soo popular…how come you have to buy her friends?
I’m Blonde…what’s your excuse?

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You Don’t Love Someone Because They’re Beautiful…They’re Beautiful Because You Love Them!
You Fall In Love Once, You Fall In Love Twice…The Last Time You Learn That Boys Aren’t Nice!
You Go Girl…But Your Boyfriend Can Stay!
You Got No Reason To Be Jealous, I’ve Never Been Untrue…What’s It Really Matter If They’re Looking, Im Only Looking At You!
You Gotta Be Rich To Get This Bitch!

Why Does A Rose Represent Love When A Rose Always Dies!
Why Don’t You Put A Condom On Your Head Cause If Your Gonna Act Like A Dick Might As Well Dress Like One!
Why Drink And Drive When You Can Smoke And Fly!
Why Go To High School When You Can Go To School High?
Why Grow Grass When Soon Enough You Will Mow The Grass?
Why Is It I Must Climb Thousands Of Mountains To Get To You And All You Gotta Do Is Smile!
Why Is It That Everyone Think Where Perfect For Eachother But The Only One Who Can’t See That Is You!
You Are Only Young Once…But You Can Stay Immature Indefinetely!

What You See Is What You Get So Make Your Move You Wont Regret!
Whats Starts With An F And Ends With A UCK?…Fire Truck!
What’s The Difference Between Boy Soccer And Girl’s Soccer?…Oh Yeah…Girls Make It Look Better!
What’s Your Name? Or Don’t Angels Have Name?
When A Girl Loves A Guy The Sweetest Thing In The World Is To Hear Him Admit He Treasures Her!
When A Man Steals Your Wife There Is No Better Revange Than To Let Him Keep Her!
When God Made Me He Was Just Showing Off!
When I Die…I Wanna Be Bured Upside Down So The Whole World Can Kiss My Ass!

Save a Surfboard, Ride a Surfer…
Save an animal, Eat a Vegetarian!
Save Santa a Trip…Be Naughty With Me!
Save the Skateboard, Ride the Skater
What Came First…The Chicken Or The Egg?
What Happens If You Get Scared Half To Death Twice?
What Lies Before Us And What Lies Behind Us Are Tiny Matters To What Lies Between Us!
What You See Is Never What You Get!
What You See Is What You Get So Drool On, Dream On, Move On!

Surgeon General Warning, Flirting With Me May Lead To Extreme Infatuation And In Some Cases Unbelieveable Pleasure!
Called Each Other Names, But We Never Noticed Our Frendship Went Down In Flames, I Didn’t Know What Was Going On, Next Thing I Knew, You Were Gone!
Can I Borrow Your Library Card Because I Wanna Check You Out!
Can I Get Directions To Your Heart, Im Kinda Lost In Your Eyes!
Can I Go Thru Your Clsoet, I Need A Halloween Costume!
Can I Have Your Picture So I Can Show Santa What I Want For Christmas?
Can I Take A Hike Down Your Happy Trail
You Can Make More Friends In Two Months By Becoming Interested In People Than In Two Years By Truing To Get People