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I’d explain it to you, but your brain would explode
CATS HAVE NINE LIVES PEOPLE HAVE 1 MESS WITH (YOUR NAME) AND U’LL HAVE NONE!!!
Just because you’re stupid doesn’t mean I’m lying
Excuse me, but I think my karma just ran over your dogma
You smell like the splashboard of an Indian urinal during mango season
I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception
Welcome to loserville. Population: you
It’s people like you who give scum a bad name
I’ve had fun before. This isn’t it
Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend/girlfriend thinks so
I dream about a monster, about you!
Your village called, their idiot is missing
Girls/Guys are like lava lamps: good to look at, but not very bright
I’d smack you but shit splatters!

There are no strangers, only friends you haven’t met yet
If you tell someone you like people, they can’t resist liking you back
He/She who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, who has one enemy will meet him everywhere
Misfortune shows those who are not really friends
Nothing changes your opinion of a friend so surely as success - yours or his
True friendship is a plant of slow growth
A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute
Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods
A friend who turns into a enemy has never been a friend
A faithful friend is the medicine of life
Friendship needs no words….
The best personal mirror is the opinion of a friend
Nobody like me, so I always have 1 friend
Two are better than one
A true friend tells you your faults in private

Don’t lead me to temptation… I can find it by myself
A good lawyer knows the law, a great lawyer knows the judge
The best way to get over someone is to get under someone else
Bad Spellers Untie!
You must master your joystick, as a fisherman masters bait
Those who know do not say, those who say do not know
The road to success is always under construction
I’m looking forward to regretting this
‘Pessimist’ is a word used by optimists to describe someone who sees the world for what it really is
Alcohol releases the inner retard in all of us…

No fear! (NAME) is here!
I Don’t Like The Drugs, But The Drugs Like Me.
I’m better than normal, I’m abnormal!
By the time you read this, you’ve already read it.
Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
Quitting smoking is easy, I’ve done it a hundred times.
If you hate me, i love you too. It ain’t my fault i’m better than you.
Drugs cause amnesia, and other things I can’t remember
Harrasing me about my smoking may be hazardous to your health!
Marriage is not like war: You sleep with the enemy

Why do our noses run and our feet smell?!?!
Those are my principles. If you don’t like them… I have others.
You may be only young once, but you can be immature forever!
I couldn’t fix your brakes, so I made your horn louder!
Hate: A special kind of love given to people who suck
Damn right I’m good in bed i can sleep for hours!
God made elfs God made deers God made u such a queer
I tought u were crazy, now i c ur nuts!
DINNER IS READY WHEN THE SMOKE ALARM GOES OFF!
I’m telling you ociffer, I’m not drunk!
Dain Bramaged.
Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.
I love cats…they taste just like chicken
Reality: An illusion due to lack of alcohol.
Silence is Golden.. But Shouting IS fun!
It Worries Me How Dumb You Are
Cute But Psycho…
I hope life isn’t a joke, because I don’t get it!
Life is hilariously cruel A verbal contract isn’t worth the paper it’s written on
Yes, that sequence of words I just said made perfect sense
When I want your opinion, I’ll beat it out of you
Dig a lil hole Planet a lil seed Grow a lil tree Smoke a lil weed

Don’t play stupid with me… I’m better at it!
You were so cute when you were a baby…What happened?
My folks were always asking me to wear underpants. What am I, the pope?
Three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population
Would you kindly shut your noise-hole
I’m calling the police!… Right after I flush some tings.
I Don’t Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people, and kill them.
When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.
They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance!
Dont steal, the government hates competition!
Yes.. It was me who let the dogs out!
Don’t drink and drive, you might spill the beer in your car!
You cant have everything, Where would u put it?
You were so cute as a baby… what happened?!?
I’m knot dumb!
My door is always open so feel free to leave
I love ur smile and ur eyes…Damn im good at telling lies! I’d Get Up And Do Something With Myself, But I’d Rather Stay In Bed!

He’s lookin so fine, he’s gonna be mine
I Am Laughing At Your Display Picture
I’m cool, I’m hot….I’m everything you’re not
If you hate me, I love you too. It ain’t my fault I’m better than you
Your Hairs Are On Fire.Go Call Fire Dept.
Im like a parking ticket, I have ‘FINE’ written all over me!
Sometimes I wish I were you, just so I could be friends with me
If you think I’m a bitch, you should see my mom
Take my advice…I don’t need it anyways
Fat people are harder to kidnap
What a shame…looks like the ugly fairy kissed you on both cheeks!
If you want breakfast in bed…sleep in your kitchen!
24 beers in a case, 24 hours in a day… coincidence? I think not!
Your village just called… they want their idiot back!
Save Water, Drink Beer
God Made Men First, Then He Had A Better Idea.
Some Mistakes Are Too Funny To Only Make Once
What happens if u get scared half to death twice?
If Barbie is soo popular…how come you have to buy her friends?
I’m Blonde…what’s your excuse?

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You Don’t Love Someone Because They’re Beautiful…They’re Beautiful Because You Love Them!
You Fall In Love Once, You Fall In Love Twice…The Last Time You Learn That Boys Aren’t Nice!
You Go Girl…But Your Boyfriend Can Stay!
You Got No Reason To Be Jealous, I’ve Never Been Untrue…What’s It Really Matter If They’re Looking, Im Only Looking At You!
You Gotta Be Rich To Get This Bitch!